Don’t worry if your face turns red, we might tease you a bit, but we’ll laugh with you! Our music will be upbeat and usually oldies, motown or southern rock because we’re a little bit trailer trash too. A place where you can get a kick-ass local espresso and order a comforting meal while getting to say the word “bitch” over and over. A place where locals mingle with tourists and nobody feels uncomfortable asking for directions to the Space Needle. I recreated that feeling of southern hospitality by showing my staff how good it feels to treat all our guests as if they are family. That they feel this is their place and they are cherished here. I also want to be sure we build real relationships with our locals, that we know more about them than just their order. I want to make sure those tourists remember their incredible experience, tell their friends about us, like us on Facebook, Tweet, Instagram and Yelp about us- then come back to see us again on their next trip to Seattle. Any business that is as close to Pike Place Market as us is sure to have a flood of tourists in the summertime. When I bought the caffé I vowed that no customer would ever enter my business and feel the “Seattle Freeze” like I did when I first moved here.

But I don’t think that’s the biggest reason for our success.

It’s not fancy, but it’s homemade, filling and well-priced. This crowded breakfast lunch counter claims it's from 'trailer park to table.'Ī note from the Head Bitch in Charge, Kimmie Spice: We have great food. With a name like Biscuit Bitch, how could I not want to visit this breakfast spot.

Biscuit bitch cafe